LCW Beach Brawl 2009 Pay-Per-View Results 07.12.09

LCW Beach Brawl 2009 Pay-Per-View (July 12, 2009) live from the Ocean Center in Daytona Beach, FL.

From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko welcomed everyone to the LCW Beach Brawl 2009 pay-per-view as fireworks exploded all over the arena. Schiavone and Zbyszko talked about the fact that tonight’s show was the first show since the last edition of LCW Showdown two weeks ago. They also discussed the fact that there was still not a LCW Universal Champion after Magnum TA and Ric Flair went 60 minutes in an Iron Man match that ended in a no decision. Schiavone and Zbyszko ran down the complete card including the main event for the vacant LCW Universal Championship between former champion Magnum TA and the number one contender Bill Goldberg.

From ringside, ring announcer Gary Michael Capetta introduced News Corporation Chairman and CEO, Rupert Murdoch, who stood as the audience booed before Capetta introduced the participants for the first match of the evening.

Bret Hart defeated the Dynamite Kid in 9:29 by submission with the Sharpshooter after Dynamite Kid missed an attempted diving headbutt from the top rope.

In the back, former LCW Universal Champion Magnum TA was shown arriving to the arena earlier in the evening and then working out in his locker room. When Magnum TA appeared on the LegendsTron, the audience exploded and, from the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone introduced him as the longest reigning LCW Universal Champion at 358 days! Schiavone questioned if Magnum would be able to overcome Bill Goldberg to regain the vacant LCW Universal Championship and start another historic reign.

In the back, LCW Founder Christian Calaway was shown arriving at LCW Headquarters in Sacramento, CA, where Jesse Ventura was waiting for his arrival. Ventura approached Calaway and asked him why he was there. Calaway said he was there to make a special request of the Board of Directors. “And since I can no longer be Chairman of the Board, I guess it’ll be a final request,” Calaway said, before walking away.

In the back, a livid LCW Chairman of the Board Ted Turner was shown talking with Eric Bischoff, Bill Goldberg, and Diamond Dallas Page. Turner said he couldn’t understand how the fans could boo Rupert Murdoch. He said he knew why he didn’t like Murdoch, but he couldn’t understand why the fans didn’t like the “savior” of Legends Championship Wrestling. Turner then said he wanted to know what Calaway was doing at LCW Headquarters and what he was doing talking to the Board of Directors. He said he thought he was finished with Calaway when Goldberg beat Austin last month at the LCW SuperClash pay-per-view. Turner said he couldn’t understand why the fans didn’t like him. He said he was an honorable man. He said if Austin had won the match, he would have left LCW and turned the Chairmanship over to Calaway. He would have been a man of his word, unlike Calaway. Turner said he just couldn’t understand the fans.

One Man Gang (with Luna Vachon) defeated Kevin Sullivan (with Sir Oliver Humperdink) in 8:14 by pinfall after the 747 Splash. During the match, Sullivan kept distracting himself with Vachon, trying to get her to come back to him. At one point, he put his head between the ropes and, on his knees and with his hands grasped together, begged her to come back to him. She slapped him and walked away. After the match, Sullivan tried to blame Humperdink for the loss and Humperdink left ringside without Sullivan.

In the back, Sean Mooney interviewed Sheik Adnan Al-Kassie, who was with the Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff. Adnan talked about Sheik and Volkoff never being LCW World Tag Team Championships. Adnan said he was done with Ken Patera and he would be finished with him tonight because after tonight his focus was going to be on making Sheik and Volkoff World Tag Team Championships and nothing else would matter.

The Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff (with Sheik Adnan Al-Kassie) defeated Ken Patera and Sgt. Slaughter in 6:01 by pinfall when Volkoff pinned Patera after Adnan broke his cane over Patera’s back.

The Raging Bull Manny Fernandez defeated Terry Funk in 11:04 by pinfall in a hardcore match after the Flying Burrito. Before the match, Terry Funk came out and said he wanted to show Fernandez why they called him the Hardcore Legend. Funk challenged Fernandez to a hardcore match and Fernandez accepted the challenge.

From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko announced that the upcoming LCW Caged Heat 2009 pay-per-view which would take place on Sunday, August 9th.

In the back, Sean Mooney interviewed Carlos Colon who talked about taking on Abdullah the Butcher one more time and settling their issues once and for all. Colon said if Abdullah won, the fans would never see Colon in LCW again, but if Colon won, Abdullah would lose the services of his manager, General Skandor Akbar.

Abdullah the Butcher (with General Skandor Akbar) defeated Carlos Colon in 9:05 by disqualification after Colon hit Abdullah with a flag pole. During the match, Sheik Adnan Al-Kassie came out and jumped up on the ring apron. Colon dropkicked Al-Kassie off the ring apron. As the referee checked on Al-Kassie, Colon picked up the flag pole and hit Abdullah with it as the referee turned around. The referee called for the bell and gave Abdullah the win via disqualification. As a result of the loss, Colon would never appear in LCW again. Before the match, Colon came out and called out LCW General Manager Eric Bischoff. Bischoff came out and Colon said he wasn’t going to get into the ring until General Skandor Akbar was neutralized. Bischoff asked Colon what he had in mind and Colon signaled to the back and two crew members brought out a small cage. Colon suggested Akbar be placed in the cage and raised above the ring to stop him from interfering. Bischoff agreed to the stipulation and the crew members took the cage to ringside as Colon made his way to the ring. As Abdullah and Akbar got to ringside, the referee had to force Akbar to get into the ring, telling ring announcer Gary Michael Capetta to announce that if Akbar didn’t get in the cage, Colon would be awarded the match via forfeit. Akbar relented and got in the cage and the cage was raised above the ring and the match started.

In the back, Sean Mooney interviewed Wildfire Tommy Rich and asked Rich who his partner was going to be in his upcoming tag team match with Austin Idol and Hollywood John Tatum. Rich introduced his partner, Tracy Smothers and Smothers said he was there to even the odds, but he was also going to keep an eye on Missy Hyatt at ringside.

Wildfire Tommy Rich and Tracy Smothers defeated Austin Idol and Hollywood John Tatum (with Missy Hyatt) in 6:13 by pinfall when Rich pinned Tatum after the Wildfire Driver. After the match, an irate Hyatt yelled at Tatum and Idol as they left her in the ring. As Idol and Tatum exited up the entrance ramp, Hyatt realized she was in the ring alone with Rich and Smothers. She slowly turned around as Rich, with a smile on his face, started moving toward her. Smothers tried to talk Rich out of doing anything to her, but Rich continued moving toward her. Rich then suddenly turned around and blasted Smothers, and started attacking him, eventually busting him wide open before kicking him out of the ring. Hyatt said she was fine with Idol and Tatum walking away calling them pathetic losers who never got her anywhere. She said, with her help, Rich became the LCW Television Champion. Hyatt said that, together, they would win gold again.

From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko discussed the upcoming LCW Caged Heat 2009 pay-per-view which, in which every match would be contested inside the confines of a steel cage and various steel cages as well including the WarGames steel cage, an Elimination Chamber. Schiavone announced that, as always, this would force the event to emanate from two arenas. He also reminded everyone that the event would take place on Sunday, August 9th.

In the back, Sean Mooney interviewed Tracy Smothers, who wiped the blood from his forehead and looked it for a moment before challenging Wildfire Tommy to a match at LCW Caged Heat…a first blood, steel cage match. Mooney said the steel cage was already an environment that guaranteed blood and Smothers said, “And I’m going to be the first man to use that environment as it was intended. I’m going to be man to draw first blood.”

Sid Vicious defeated LCW Heritage Champion Nikita Koloff in 8:26 by pinfall after the powerbomb to win the LCW Heritage Championship.

In the back, cameraman Jackie Crockett and Sean Mooney were running through the arena corridor to the scene of an attack, where former LCW Universal Champion Magnum TA was seen lying motionless on the floor and being checked on by medical officials. Nikita Koloff, Macho Man Randy Savage, and Bret Hart approached as well to check on Magnum. Mooney asked the medical officials what happened and they said they weren’t sure. One of the crew members at the scene said it was three masked men who attacked Magnum. LCW General Manager Eric Bischoff approached the scene with Bill Goldberg and Koloff went to attack Goldberg, but Hart and Savage held him back as he said, “I know it you, Goldberg.” Goldberg moved toward Koloff, Hart, and Savage, but Bischoff held him back. Bischoff then said, “Look, this is how it’s going to be. We had nothing to do with this, so tonight, if Magnum’s not ready and able to go by the time the main event rolls around, we’re rolling on without him and I’ll have no choice but to name Bill Goldberg the new LCW Universal Champion…by forfeit.” Koloff, Savage, and Hart tried to argue the decision as Bischoff and Goldberg walked away.

LCW World Tag Team Champions The Nasty Boys defeated Doom in 14:02 by pinfall when Brian Knobbs pinned Butch Reed after a running powerslam to win the LCW World Tag Team Championships. After the match, LCW General Manager Eric Bischoff came out and announced that at the LCW Caged Heat pay-per-view on Sunday, August 9th, the Nasty Boys would defend the titles against the Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff!

In the back, Sean Mooney interviewed Diamond Dallas Page about his upcoming match with LCW United States Champion Tito Santana. Mooney suggested that Page had the title shot given to him by LCW General Manager Eric Bischoff and Page said he got the title shot just like he got the King of the Legends title, he earned it and he was going to earn his fifth LCW United States Championship.

Diamond Dallas Page defeated LCW United States Champion Tito Santana in 7:03 by pinfall to win the LCW United States Championship after a masked man came out and attacked Tito Santana.

In the back, Sean Mooney interviewed Macho Man Randy Savage, who talked about his father costing him the LCW United States Championship. Savage said his father made his choice, he sided with the wrong son because while his father may have always been proud that his brother chose to wrestle under the family name. Savage said he wasn’t ashamed of his family or the family name, he just wanted to make a name for himself. Savage said tonight he was going to cost his brother more than a title; he was going to cost him his career!

Macho Man Randy Savage defeated the Genius Lanny Poffo in 9:02 by pinfall after the flying elbow smash in a Loser Leaves LCW match.

From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko talked about the return of LCW Showdown on Wednesday, September 9th. Schiavone and Zbyszko discussed the rumors that the show would have a more traditional, old school feel and appearance and the rumors of a “draft.” Schiavone asked what that could be about since they didn’t have “brands.” Zbyszko said they’d only have to wait 59 days before finding out.

Stan Hansen defeated Big Van Vader in 6:29 by pinfall after the Lariat clothesline. After the match, Hansen continued attacking Vader, but Nikita Koloff came out and hit Hansen with the Russian Sickle clothesline, knocking him out of the ring. Koloff helped Vader to his feet and, as Vader regained his senses, went to leave the ring, but Vader attacked Koloff from behind and the two men brawled as security officials came out to separate the two men.

In the back, Sean Mooney interviewed LCW International Champion Tully Blanchard, with his valet Baby Doll, who talked about holding onto his LCW International Championship, “by any means necessary." Blanchard said his reign has lasted almost six months and it wasn't going to end tonight!

Dr. Death Steve Williams defeated LCW International Champion Tully Blanchard (with Baby Doll) in 9:38 by disqualification after Blanchard blasted Williams with a steel chair that Baby Doll slid into the ring right in front of the referee. After the match, Blanchard and Baby Doll ran from ringside as Williams stalked after them.

LCW General Manager Eric Bischoff came out with Bill Goldberg and got into the ring. Bischoff announced that since he was attacked earlier in the evening and was unable to compete Goldberg would win the match via forfeit. Bischoff announced that as a result of the forfeit, the new LCW Universal Champion was Bill Goldberg! Bischoff called for LCW Chairman of the Board Ted Turner to join them in the ring and Turner came out with the LCW Universal Championship in hand and placed the title around Goldberg’s waist.

On the LegendsTron, LCW Founder Christian Calaway appeared and announced that the Board of Directors had voted to grant his request: a WarGames match in which he can choose the participants and the stipulation. Calaway said, “Once and for all, Ted, let’s settle this thing between us once and for all. I could easily swoop in with Rupert Murdoch’s money, move LCW Showdown to Fox Sports, get you removed as Chairman of the Board, and take back my company. I could be rid of you for the rest of my life by the end of the week, but that’s not how I like to play. That wouldn't be any fun. I like a challenge and my challenge for you is a WarGames match at the LCW Caged Heat pay-per-view next month. If you win, you will never hear from me again and this time I promise, I will go away for good. I know I’ve said it before, but this time, I really mean it. This time, I will be a man of my word. I won’t bring in another billionaire to try and buy my company back, I won’t even use the billionaire that I have in my back pocket right now. I won’t ever set foot in an LCW ring ever again. I won't show up at LCW Headquarters. You will never see me again! But if I win, I get control of my company again. I become the Chairman of the Board again. And LCW Showdown remains on your network.” Turner looked puzzled. Calaway said, “You look puzzled, Ted. Why would I want LCW Showdown to remain on your network? Well, it’s simple. It’s something you’ve never understood because you were so focused on controlling things and having things your way and proving some point that you were better than me. But for me, it’s about what it’s always been about: business; what’s best for this company, these fans, and all the legends in the back.” The audience exploded as Calaway continued, “So, Ted, you can choose five legends, any five legends, and I’ll choose five legends, and we’ll let the legends to settle this thing for us once and for all inside a WarGames steel cage at the LCW Caged Heat pay-per-view next month! What do you say, Ted?” Turner pondered the question for a moment and said, “No! I’m the Chairman of the Board, I’m going to use my executive power to overrule the Board of Directors, I’m going to veto the Board of Directors.” Calaway laughed and said, “Yeah, you know, unfortunately, you can’t do that. See, the Board of Directors has the final say. You can’t veto them. You can’t overrule them, but I will make this deal with you. I saw what you just did there with Bill Goldberg and the LCW Universal Championship and while I might not like the decision or agree with it, there’s nothing I can do about it. Bill Goldberg is the new LCW Universal Champion.” The audience booed and Calaway continued, “However, after seeing that Magnum TA was attacked and know knowing something like this might happen, the Board of Directors saw fit to grant me one other request. Tonight, the new LCW Universal Champion Bill Goldberg will defend his newly won title against an opponent of my choosing. If Goldberg wins, no WarGames match, but if he loses…it’s on!” Suddenly, Stone Cold Steve Austin’s music hit in the arena and Austin ran to the ring to start the match.

Stone Cold Steve Austin defeated LCW Universal Champion Bill Goldberg in 0:48 by pinfall after the Stone Cold Stunner to win the LCW Universal Championship. After the match, Austin celebrated with his new title and some beers as the show went off the air.